Quotes tagged ‘dollar’

(8 total)

“Kay: My sorority pulled much worse pranks. Rio: Really? Kay: Yeah, one time they sold me on Ebay for a dollar.”

“A penny for your thoughts, a dollar for your dreams.”

“I need thirty-six Vicodin and change for a dollar.”

“If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.”

“How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.”

“What costs hundreds of millions of dollars but is worthless? 2nd place in a presidential election.”

“If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would soon find me attractive.”