“What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years? Church”Tagged: Book Club, book, Church
“How do you break up two blind guys fighting? Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"”Tagged: Blind, Guy, Fight, Knife
“Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... There would be mass confusion.”Tagged: mass, Confusion, kilograms, pounds
“If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.”Tagged: dollar, over 40, generation, millenial
“The son went to his dad and asked him, "Dad, what's an alcoholic?" So the dad replied, "Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight." The son replied, "But Dad, I only see two."”Tagged: Alcoholic, Son, Dad, Trees