“Elliot: You know I kinda had a date last night? J.D.: Really? Elliot: Yeah, a guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder. J.D.: ...You slut.”— Mike Schwartz, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com
“I used to take Sharpies and draw on my pillowcases, and then go to sleep on them and wake up with red marker from the drool all on my face.”— Kid Cudi, timeout.com
“Make sure, like your tongue, you control your saliva. Don't create river of slobber down your chins.”— Rich Santos, marieclaire.com