“Maria Rossi: Have you ever witnessed a real exorcism, Father? Father Robert Gallo: Yeah! Right after he saw the Easter Bunny!”— William Brent Bell, Matthew Peterman, Maria Rossi, Suzan Crowley, imdb.com
“X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive. Squid: Maybe my mom’ll stop drinkin’ and my dad’ll come back. Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck...oh... Zig-Zag: That was awesome. Armpit: Yeah, Caveman did have style.”— Louis Sachar, Ricky "Zigzag", Max Kasch, imdb.com
“Lois, this family believes in the Easter bunny. He died for our sins in that helicopter crash.”— Mark Hentemann, Ricky Blitt, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“What're you gonna tell me next? The Easter Bunny's Jewish?”— Jeremy Carver, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com
“Why does the Easter bunny hide the eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been screwing the chickens.”— EvlDave, reddit.com
“That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in the sky? Total bullshit. The whole God thing is actually an ancient fairy tale that people have been telling one another for thousands of years. We made it all up. Like Santa Claus and the Easter B…”— Ernest Cline, amazon.com