“X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive.
Squid: Maybe my mom’ll stop drinkin’ and my dad’ll come back.
Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck...oh...
Zig-Zag: That was awesome.
Armpit: Yeah, Caveman did have style.”
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“[about the dog he stole] I would have made it out, too...if my pocket didn’t start…”
“Stanley: Where’s a person go to the bathroom around here? Magnet: Pick a hole, any hole.”
“Magnet: Hey. Maybe it’ll rain for 40 days and 40 nights, like it did in The Bible. Armpit:…”
“The Warden Walker: How about you dig, and Caveman can fill the canteens? So what do you…”