“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.”— Morrie Ryskind, Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, Groucho Marx, imdb.com
“I’m mostly cotton candy. But shape wise, I’m part cat, part elephant, part dolphin.”— Pete Docter, Meg LeFauve, Josh Cooley, Bing Bong (voice), Richard Kind, imdb.com
“Dumbo! The ninth wonder of the universe! The world's only flying elephant!”— Joe Grant, Timothy Q. Mouse (voice), Edward Brophy, imdb.com
“Mrs. Crabtree: Wait! What's that thing?! [referring to the elephant] Kyle: Oh, this is the new retarded kid. Mrs. Crabtree: Oh. I'm sorry, little girl, but you still can't get on. You have to take the Special Ed bus.”— Dan Sterling, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com
“What should you do if you come across an elephant? Apologize and wipe it off.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks" I said "Don't mention it"”— Icidel, reddit.com
“How do you hide an Elephant in the jungle? Paint his balls red and hide him in the top of a cherry tree. Whats the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries.”— chelsea9898, reddit.com