“Mrs. Crabtree: Wait! What's that thing?! [referring to the elephant]
Kyle: Oh, this is the new retarded kid.
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh. I'm sorry, little girl, but you still can't get on. You have to take the Special Ed bus.”
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