Quotes tagged ‘Euphomism’

(4 total)

“Kelso: But I was just amusing myself, you know? And that's the key to life, right? Never stop amusing yourself. Fez: Unless it starts to chafe. Then you should take a week off.”

— John Schwab, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com

“Francine: Steve, your father got hurt in a very tender place. He's probably frustrated he can't go to work, or mow the lawn, or clean the gutters. Boy, it's been a while since he's cleaned the gutters. Steve: Hey, maybe until Dad get better, I can clean the gutters. Francine: That's creepy, honey.”

— Seth MacFarlane, David Hemingson, Alison McDonald, Chris McKenna, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

“Mariah: Let me make one thing crystal clear, 'Che.' You bust up in my office like that ever again, I will cut your balls off and roll them like dice. Comanche: You gonna blow on 'em first?”

— Cheo Hodari Coker, Mariah Dillard, Alfre Woodard, imdb.com

“Dennis: Lay it on us, bud. Mac: It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. Not gay sex.”

— Charlie Day, Sonny Lee, Patrick Walsh, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com