“If you need me, I'll be in the Science Lab.”— Genndy Tartakovsky, Craig McCracken, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com
“Excuse me, who ordered the hamburger with AIDS?”— Alexander Woo, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com
“I hate it when men do that. 'I have a girlfriend.' Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!”— Cindy Chupack, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com
“Lisa: Oh no, it's Ralph! Just make up some excuse! Homer: [answering the door] She's in the can. Go away. Ralph: Yes, sir! I'd do anything for Lisa.”— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“Please excuse me while I go some place you're not.”— Jeff Eastin, Agent Dale Jakes, Brandon Jay McLaren, imdb.com
“Nobody can stop you but you. You need to get rid of those excuses and stop pointing fingers at other people.”— Eric Thomas, twitter.com
“The words 'law and order' have so frequently been misused as an excuse for oppression that the very phrase has become suspect in countries which have known authoritarian rule.”— Aung San Suu Kyi, amazon.com
“The best excuse for the fallen ones is that Madame Justice herself is one of them.”— Alfred Nobel, en.wikiquote.org
“What was the circle's excuse for failing to complete his assignment? I didn't get around to it.”— Spicymeatball314, reddit.com