Quotes tagged ‘Faking it’

“I’ve faked 2,000 orgasms in my life—give or take a few. I’m not joking. I’ve done the math: Two thousand divided by 18 years of fucking equals just over a hundred forgeries per year. Yup, sounds about right.”

— Vogue, Karley Sciortino, vogue.com

“Smile even though you're sad.”

— Panic! At The Disco, open.spotify.com

“While women are certainly no strangers to faking it… we faked our hair color, cup-size. Hell, we’ve even faked fur. I couldn’t help but wonder, has fear of being alone suddenly raised the bar on faking? Is it better to fake it than be alone?”

— Jenny Bicks, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately”

— Michelle Ashford, Betty DiMello, Annaleigh Ashford, imdb.com

“The female orgasm is kinda like the bat cave. A very few people know where it is and if you're lucky enough to see it you probably don't know how you got there and you can't find you way back after you left. You know there are two types of female orgasm: the real and the fake. And I'll tell you righ…”

— Lawrence H. Levy, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“The worst crime is faking it.”

— Kurt Cobain, genius.com

“I am tied of faking confidence or being told that my lack thereof is a fault when it seems to me the most natural reaction I could possibly have to the lifelong feedback women are given. I don't want to be confident or inspirational and I don't want to buck up anymore because the faking takes more e…”

— Jessica Valenti, amazon.com

“I've learned to get really good at this - say one thing when I'm thinking about something else, act like I'm listening when I'm not, pretend to be calm and happy when I'm really freaking out. It's one of the skills you perfect as you get older.”

— Lauren Oliver, amazon.com

“Was that sound real or fake? Is she faking because she likes me and wants me to keep going or because it's awful and she wants to get it over with?”

— Jason Mustian, distractify.com

“Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!”

— Monica Geller, amazon.com

“Fake a smile, lie and say, you're better now than ever, and your life's okay when it's not.”

— The Script, youtube.com

“The people we pretend to be, they're already in us. That's why we pretend to be them in the first place.”

— Gayle Forman, amazon.com

“She was always tired, these days. She put on one of those smiles that wasn’t really a smile at all, and they went on.”

— Jojo Moyes