Juno: I'm not ready to be a mom. Mac: Damn skippy you're not! You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds. Juno: God, that was *one* time! And she did not die, if you recall.
— Ellen Page, J.K Simmons, Juno, Mac, amazon.com
Juno: I'm not ready to be a mom. Mac: Damn skippy you're not! You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds. Juno: God, that was *one* time! And she did not die, if you recall.
— Ellen Page, J.K Simmons, Juno, Mac, amazon.com
I'm just saying that this is—this is something that's never gonna happen. You know—your shirt is stupid. Grow up. If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain, I'm never gonna be a mother.
Juno: I just, like, don't want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as 'wholesome.' Well, I don't know, I just want something a little more edgier. Leah: Okay, well what did you have in mind? Juno: I was thinking more, like, graphic designer, mid-thirties, you know, with a cool Asi…
Ultrasound Technician: I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in. Juno: How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters? Leah: Or, like, stage parents. Bren: They could be…
— Kaaren de Zilva, Ellen Page, Olivia Thirlby, Allison Janney, Ultrasound Technician, Juno, Leah, Bren, amazon.com
Mac: I'm not ready to be a pop-pop. Bren: You're not going to be a pop-pop. Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation.
Mac: Where you been? Juno: Oh, just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
— Ellen Page, J.K Simmons, Juno, Mac, amazon.com
Juno: I'm just, like, losing my faith with humanity. Mac: Can you can narrow that down for me? Juno: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good. Mac: You mean like couples? Juno: Yeah, like people in love. Mac: Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I…
— Ellen Page, J.K Simmons, Juno, Mac, amazon.com
When he has a wedding or a family party to go to, he never asks you to tag along.
His mom refers to you as 'that girl.' Mothers always know best, and if you just happen to be her son’s new flavor of the week, she definitely won’t be taking you seriously.
A lot of women make the mistake of thinking that meeting a guy’s friends is a big deal. Maybe some guys view this as a big deal, but most don’t. Maybe he just wants to show you off because you’re hot, or maybe he just doesn’t think much of introducing girls to his friends. I have plenty of friends w…
Bob: 'It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.' Charlotte: 'It's scary.' Bob: 'The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born.' Charlotte: 'Nobody ever tells you that.' Bob: 'Your life, as you know it... is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and…
— Scarlett Johansson, Bill Murray, Charlotte, Bob, amazon.com
You know zero about his family. Hmmmm, it's been three months. Not a promising sign, is it?
A man who doesn’t respect his mother is just a fuckboy you don’t have time for. If he treats his mom like shit, just think about how he’s going to treat you when the honeymoon phase wears off.
When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.
You see, he lives in you.
Mia: Now, what did you want to tell me? Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life. Mia: I already have braces. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.
— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.com
Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me! Mia: I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it. Helen Thermopolis: So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?
— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.com
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so...young. Mia: Thank you. And you look so... clean.
— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.com
Wednesday: 'May I have the salt?' Morticia: 'What do we say?' Wednesday: 'Now.'
— Morticia, Christina Ricci, Anjelica Huston, Harriet Sansom Harris, Ellen, amazon.com