“Ed: I’m sorry, Shaun. Shaun: It’s OK. Ed: No, I’m sorry, Shaun. Shaun: What? [smells Ed’s fart] Oh, God, that’s rotten! Ed: I’ll stop doing it when you stop laughing! Shaun: I am not laughing.”— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com
“All burps smell bad. They're the farts of the face.”— Meredith Scardino, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com
“As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, ‘Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!'”— Jennifer Lawrence, marieclaire.co.uk
“It's that gas from your ass That toot from your boot That hum in your bum That loot from your chute All that air from your ol' derriere Come on and set it free 'Cause farts are liberty! What do we wanna do? (Fart, fart!) Open up your butt cheeks This is how our butts speak Let's Go Faaaaaart!”— Jon Schroeder, Darryl, Aziz Ansari, imdb.com
“For $10 an hour I’ll fart on your algebra book. Y? Not because mx+b, but because I’m a math tooter.”— Unknown, tcat.tc