“Kimmy Schmidt: I'm never gonna get my high school diploma! I need Dong. Titus Andromedon: Trust me, that's not gonna solve all your problems. Kimmy Schmidt: Dong is the name of the Vietnamese guy in my class. He's good at math. Titus Andromedon: That's racist! Kimmy Schmidt: But he is good at math.…”Tagged: high school diploma, Vietnamese, racist, Good at Math
“Last night after a box of key lime wine and some shame-spiraling, I decided to give all my Barbies perms. Some of them don't have the face for it.”Tagged: shame-spiraling, key lime wine, barbies, perms