Quotes tagged ‘Fast Food’

“If the upside-down part of the promotion isn't grabbing people, the nostalgia factor might: The upside-down Whoppers will be served with Burger King's classic packaging from the mid-1980s.”

— Jordan Valinsky, cnn.com

“Burger King wants to sell more vegan burgers. The fast-food giant had been testing the so-called Impossible Whopper, using patties from Impossible Foods, at 59 locations in the St. Louis area. The chain said the tests have gone “exceedingly well.””

— Burger King is taking its vegan Impossible Whopper national this year, twitter.com

“French fries, a.k.a. chips, aka freedom fries, aka 炸薯条, are a delightful treat enjoyed the world over, and they’re a staple of the fast-food meal.”

— Lucas Kwan Peterson, latimes.com

“McDonald’s french fries become notably less appealing at around the 10-minute mark, and are a big old nope by minute 18.”

— Allison Shoemaker, thetakeout.com

“Jay: And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Brent: [getting into the van] Say, what's all this talk about farting?”

— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com

“Fast food is magical to a child. You walk up to a counter, plunk down a few dollars, and are rewarded instantly with fattiest, saltiest, sweetest possible food imaginable.”

— Drew Magary, gq.com

“Murdock: Oh wow! You went to Hamburger Heaven! Home of Captain Bellybuster, America's Hero. Did ya get me a Bellybustin' Surprise Pack Hannibal, didja didja didja? Hannibal: Ah, sorry Murdock. But...with 6 Tummy Tingler malts, look what you get free! Murdock: A Captain Bellybuster cap! Out of the Bl…”

— Babs Greyhosky, 'Howling Mad' Murdock, Dwight Schultz, imdb.com

“At drive-thrus, I order in a British accent but pay in a French accent. Someday they’ll ask “Where's the British guy?” but so far not yet.””

— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com

“Every seven miles, in America, there is at least one McDonald's. Not a hospital, mind you, or a police station, but a McDonald's, every seven miles. I mean, that's sort of scary, if you think about it.”

— Meg Cabot, amazon.com

“Hey do you want to see an Indian woman in a nightgown and Mario badescu spot treatment? Go to the west Hollywood McDonald's.”

— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com

“My bank statement just looks like a list of every fast food restaurant within a 10-mile radius.”

— Christopher Hudspeth, twitter.com