“A sad example of how badly I wanted to eat orange chicken: The grocery store near my apartment has a Panda Express by the entrance and one day I caught myself lingering in its vicinity, just so I could bask in the aroma of orange chicken.”Tagged: eating, Diets
“What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.”Tagged: Funny, Switzerland
“'Can’t wait to go home and eat a Kid's Cuisine and watch The Luck of the Irish like it’s 2008 again.'”Tagged: Disney, Disney Plus, Memes, Jokes
“'The Game Changers on Netflix has inspired me to become vegan.'”Tagged: Game Changer, Plant Based Diet , Meat, Netflix
“Don’t worry, couples who publicly fight on social media, the rest of us will absorb all of the secondhand embarrassment for you.”Tagged: Couples, Social Media, Lovers Fighting Online
“I know a TV show is entertaining when I watch it after eating fried food and don't doze off.”Tagged: Television Shows, Tests for Great TV
“My bank statement just looks like a list of every fast food restaurant within a 10-mile radius.”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Fast Food, Bank Statement Quotes
“A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first pet, favorite movie & mom’s maiden name, then login & read all their emails.”Tagged: How To Get Know Your Date, Dating Tips, Funny Dating Tips, Hacker, Email