“Jay: And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?
Brent: [getting into the van] Say, what's all this talk about farting?”
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“It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.”
“Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son.”
“Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing,…”
“Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.”