“Craig Jones: What's that smell? Mr. Jones: Must be your upper lip, son, I don't smell nothing. Craig Jones: Ew, I do! It smell like you didn't fall in no mud! Mr. Jones: [while spraying air freshener] Just use some of this spray, son. Craig Jones: Aw, too much! [Trying to get the window open] What's…”— Ice Cube, Craig Jones, Ice Cube, imdb.com
“Dwight Schrute: Most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a shepherd's crook. Which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces. Oscar Martinez: How would anyone even know... Dwight Schrute: Have you ever tasted a shepherd's crook?”— Bryan Cranston, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com
“[looking at a huge mound of dinosaur feces] That is one big pile of shit.”— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jeff Goldblum, imdb.com