“[seeing the dinosaurs for the first time] You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.”Tagged: Triumph
“Dr. Alan Grant: You got any kids? Dr. Ian Malcolm: Me? Oh, hell yeah, three. I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter. Dr. Alan Grant: You're married? Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally. Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.”Tagged: kids, wives, married, divorced
“Dr. Alan Grant: [watching Gennaro jump out of the tour car and sprint to the Port-A-Potty at the sight of the T-Rex] Well, where does he think he's going? Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go.”Tagged: urinary incontinence, port-a-potty, Public Urination
“[as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?”Tagged: king kong
“[looking at a huge mound of dinosaur feces] That is one big pile of shit.”Tagged: Shit, feces, dinosaur feces
“Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.”Tagged: God, Dinosaurs, Women
“Dr. Ellie Sattler: So, what are you thinking? Dr. Alan Grant: We're out of a job. Dr. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct?”Tagged: unemployed, Extinct