“Mr. Jones: Now Craig, it's gonna be different living out here. Don't let your uncle or your cousin get you in any shit. Now you hear me? Craig Jones: Pops, I'm grown now, can't nobody get me in trouble no more. Mr. Jones: Well, I'm glad you said that son, but since you grown, don't bring your black…”Tagged: Shit, black ass
“Mailman: [knocks on door]. Mailman: Delivery, got a delivery. [rings doorbell twice] Craig Jones: Who is it? Mailman: Got a delivery. Come on smart blood. Come on I got a delivery, its kind of hot out here buddy. [Craig opens the door] Mailman: Come on sparky. Craig Jones: What's up?! Mailman: Nice…”Tagged: Mailman, Delivery, Anti-White
“Craig Jones: What's that smell? Mr. Jones: Must be your upper lip, son, I don't smell nothing. Craig Jones: Ew, I do! It smell like you didn't fall in no mud! Mr. Jones: [while spraying air freshener] Just use some of this spray, son. Craig Jones: Aw, too much! [Trying to get the window open] What's…”Tagged: Smell, feces, air freshener
“Craig Jones: [in Craig's hallucination showing Karla giving him a lap dance] You heard of El Nino? Karla Joker: [Speaking seductively] Yeah... Craig Jones: This is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass.”Tagged: El Nino, El Negro, Tap That Ass
“Deebo: Here come that dog truck. Shut your mouth! We about to fade to black. Craig Jones: [as Craig notices Deebo standing in front of the truck] Daddy, stop! [Mr. Jones screams] Deebo: Get your punk-ass out of the car Craig, this is the rematch! Get out of the car! Craig Jones: Punch it! Tyrone:…”Tagged: fake-ass, Suge Knight, Nigga, Pit Bulls
“[discussion about Day-Day's ex] Craig Jones: Psycho, huh? She must be worst than Left Eye from TLC or somethin'. Day-Day: Yeah, well, this fat bitch ain't burnin'!”Tagged: fat, Bitch, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez, TLC, psycho
“Day-Day: I got the BGs. Craig Jones: What's the BGs? Day-Day: The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to shit on myself.”Tagged: bubble guts, Shit
“Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the *little* sister that's bigger than the *big* sister!”Tagged: hookups, little sister, Big Sister
“Uncle Elroy: [Suga falls on Craig's lap, face-down] Negro, what the hell you doing with my woman? Craig: I don't know. I must have...shit. Uncle Elroy: Suga? What the hell you doing with my nephew? Suga: I'm sorry, baby. I thought it was you. Uncle Elroy: Come on, baby. I'm faded, feeling X-rated.…”Tagged: negro, Shit, nephew, x-rated