“How do you break up two blind guys fighting? Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"”— ck_9900, reddit.com
“Let me tell you why women, you win 99.9% of all fights. Yup. Yup, and I’ll tell you why right now. Here it is: because you are mental terrorists. You are brain ninjas and you know how to get in there with your katana and just cut us; and disappear into the night.”— Dane Cook, youtube.com
“You’re trying to find things to argue over. Because we can never just be adult and look at each other and go, “Hey, you know what? Hey, come here. Come here for a second. Um, we’re fuckin’ over, aren’t we? All right you go that way, I’ll go this way. It was good times!” Nah, instead you’re like, "Le…”— Dane Cook, youtube.com
“I'm projected as an ambulance chaser, but I'm more the ambulance. People call me because they know I will come.… I have never fought a case where they didn't ask me to come. People have this picture like I'm sitting up in bed at night with a walkie-talkie. "You hear anything? Oh, let's run! It's Vir…”— Al Sharpton, en.wikiquote.org
““I am the enemy you killed, my friend. I knew you in this dark: for so you frowned Yesterday through me as you jabbed and killed. I parried; but my hands were loath and cold.”— Wilfred Owen, amazon.com
“Always work hard, never give up, and fight until the end because it's never really over until the whistle blows.”— Alex Morgan, successstory.com
“We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It is vain to look for present aid: none is at hand. We must now act or abandon all hope! Rally to the standard, and be no longer the scoff of mercenary tongues! Be men, be free men, that your children…”— Sam Houston, famoustexans.com
“Today I saw two blind people fighting... Then I shouted, "I'm rooting for the one with a knife!" They both ran away.”— RugerMarkIII, reddit.com
“We did a good job to fight back into it. We got the stops and jus made too many mistakes down the stretch.”— Tim Duncan, successories.com
“We used 'I love you' like an apology for the things we couldn’t give each other.”— Anthony Kiedis, amazon.com
“Injuries during bull fighting are completely avoidable, All you have to do is avoid-a-bull.”— Twentyg00dmen, reddit.com
“..and I prayed to God to make me strong and able to fight, and that’s what I’ve always prayed for ever since.”— Harriet Tubman, harriet-tubman.org
“What happens every time Gene Simmons gets in a fight with his band mates? They kiss and make up.”— QrtJester, reddit.com
“Alone at last, we can sin and fight. And I’ve lost all faith in this blurring light. But stay right here, we can change our plight; storming through this, despite what’s right.”— Andy Biersack, open.spotify.com
“But no matter how mad I’ve been, I never for one second stopped wanting you here with me.”— Colleen Hoover, amazon.com
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”— Dylan Thomas, amazon.com