“No one is touching my feet. Between you and me, Elaine, I think I've got a foot odor problem.”— Marjorie Gross, Carol Leifer, Frank Costanza, Jerry Stiller, imdb.com
“Hey, nice shoes. What, you wear sandals to work? It's always nice to walk into a room and get the aroma of feet. That's real conducive to the work atmosphere. I'm sure your coworkers really appreciate it. 'Hey, let's go eat in Toby's office. Great idea! We can check on her bunions!'”— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com