“Ed Alzate: So now you're down on your quarterback. Even though he and Mandy have a date tonight. Mike Baxter: How do you know that? Ed Alzate: Mandy and I are Facebook pals. I asked her to be my friend, she said yes. We call it friending. Mike Baxter: You should call it frightening. Ed Alzate: Mandy…”— Sid Youngers, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com