“Ed Alzate: So now you're down on your quarterback. Even though he and Mandy have a date tonight.
Mike Baxter: How do you know that?
Ed Alzate: Mandy and I are Facebook pals. I asked her to be my friend, she said yes. We call it friending.
Mike Baxter: You should call it frightening.
Ed Alzate: Mandy has thousands of friends on the world wide web.
Mike Baxter: And as a parent, you're always going to be frightened that one of them is a weird, old man.”
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