Quotes tagged ‘Funny’

(562 total)

“7 Reasons You’re Not Your Guy Friend’s Type, Not That You Asked”

“Brave! Woman Looks At Everyone Else In Group Photo Before Zooming In On Self”

“Man Corners Woman to Explain He Is ‘One of the Good Ones’”

“I own two Anthropologie sweaters and you will treat me as such.”

“5 Blazers So Sharp, No One Will Assume You Vomit In Ubers Every Weekend”

“Solo Drinking Games for When Your Hotter Friend’s Getting Hit On”

“How To Talk Dirty So He Knows You Have an MFA in Creative Writing”

“Little Black Dresses To Match Your Blood-Filled Stilettos”

“Avoid First-Date Disappointment By Rescheduling Until Never”

“6 Wines That Pair Well With Having Just Gotten Off The Phone With Your Mother”

“I LIVED IT: I Was There But I Wasn’t Tagged in The Photo”

“How I Stopped Comparing Myself To Others Better Than Sarah Did”

“8 Guys on Tinder That Have Been to Machu Picchu But Never to Therapy”

“Follow-Up Texts to Send Him After You Text Him Too Many Times”

“Vague Advice to Give Your Friend While Tuning Out Her Emotional Breakdown”

“Cute Feigned Laughs for When He’s Showing You Any Youtube Video”

“I LIVED IT: We Were All Ready To Go And Then Michelle Had To Pee”

“Why I Stopped Searching for Mr. Right and Found Doug Who Is Fine”

“Tone Your Thighs by Pretending to Sit Your Full Weight in His Lap”

“I LIVED IT: I Fucked Him Just To Get Those Cargo Shorts Off”