Quotes tagged ‘Funny’

“Eddie Valiant: You mean you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time? Roger Rabbit: No, not at any time, only when it was funny.”

— Peter S. Seaman, Jeffrey Price, Roger Rabbit, Charles Fleischer, imdb.com

“It's funny how those happy accidents can change the whole direction of your life. Although looking back, happy may be the wrong word.”

— Aline Brosh McKenna, Dana Fox, Tony McNamara, Estella, Emma Stone, imdb.com

“Academia is basically a niche forum you have to pay $200,000 to post on.”

— collnsmith, twitter.com

“I find the more leisurely and pleasant my life is, the less funny I am.”

— Gilda Radner, imdb.com

“Life is a goddamn laugh riot. You remember life?”

— Mart Crowley, Harold, Zachary Quinto, imdb.com

“The silliness in this show is visible right on the surface. It’s about four vampires who live together in a big Gothic mansion on Staten Island. That premise alone creates a lovely combination of roommate politics, vampire logistics, Staten Island, and the interpersonal dynamics of four individuals…”

— Kathryn VanArendonk, Vulture, vulture.com

“I met amazing people. Bright, funny, caring. But none of them was her.”

— Deborah Copaken, John Carney, Joshua, Dev Patel, imdb.com

“I was so funny. I was scintillating. I wore my fig perfume, which is apparently possible to resist.”

— Julie Margaret Hogben, John Carney, Maggie, Cristin Milioti, imdb.com

“I like Sandy. Now Sandy has nothing to do with anarchy in general, she's just a beautiful, wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sexy, tough as nails, little weird girl, and I absolutely adore her. I like Sandy a lot.”

— James Merendino, Stevo, Matthew Lillard, imdb.com

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

— Will Rogers, thoughtcatalog.com

“I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.”

— Tommy Cooper, thoughtcatalog.com

“It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“The Warden Walker: [while all the boys are digging out a deep trench, Armpit tries to dupe the Warden into thinking that he has found something which is obviously nothing more than a recently broken TV knob] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I’m stupid? Armpit: No, ma’am. I wasn’t try…”

— Louis Sachar, Marion Sevillo "Mr. Sir", Jon Voight, imdb.com

“Mason: You kinda say things funny. Hayden: You kinda don't say anything at all.”

— Neil LaBute, Anthony Salter, Hayden, Michelle Veintimilla, imdb.com

“Pro-tip dude. Never post an ugly video of a chick on Instagram, no matter how fucking dumb she looks. Not worth it, dude. She won't think it's funny.”

— Matthew McManus, Kevin McManus, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, imdb.com

“Bianca Andreescu’s mom looks like she’s in the witness protection program and forgot to tell her husband.”

— Kyle Richmond, BuzzFeed, buzzfeed.com

“That generation just finds sex things so freakin’ funny. I reckon internet porn ruined that for us.”

— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“Sully: Here, have some beers in Val Verde, Matrix. It'll give everyone a little more time with your daughter. [Henriques laughs] Matrix: You're a funny guy Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.”

— Steven E. de Souza, Jeph Loeb, Matthew Weisman, imdb.com

“If this doesn’t help cement some Emmy wins for Schitt’s Creek then we will absolutely riot.”

— Sydney Bucksbaum , Entertainment Weekly, ew.com