Quotes tagged ‘Grandchildren’

“Huntin' a vampire with my grandkids!! FUCK!! TINY RI-I-ICK!!!”

— Alex Rubens, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Jerry: Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash! Rick: Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.”

— Mike McMahan, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical.”

— Matt Roller, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com