“We're the only fehh-friends we got, Morty! It's just Rick and Morty! Ruh-ick and Morty and their adventures, Morty! Rick and Morty forever and forever, 100 years, Rick and Morty's things! Me and Rick and Morty running around and... Rick and Morty time! All day long, forever... all- a hundred days!…”Tagged: Friends, Adventures, Forever, 100 Years, All Day Long
“And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty! Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Morty! But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty,…”Tagged: Adventures, wonderful things, Stick Together
“Morty: You're talking about Inception? Rick: That's right, Morty! This is gonna be a lot like that, except y'know, it's gonna me-beh... make sense. Morty: Inception made sense! Rick: You don't have to try and impress me, Morty!”Tagged: Inception, Dreams, Impressive, confusing, minds
“Listen, if the situation keeps on darkening, then you gotta do yourself a favor and pop by Pirates Of The Pancreas. I mean, the top priority is to, you know, get you guys out of there, but, I mean, if that becomes impossible then you gotta treat yourself.”Tagged: Treat Yourself, situation, Darkening, Priorties
“Bloom: Anatomy Park's greatest attraction, young man, isn't the music or the food or the... Pirates of the Pancreas. Rick: 'Watch it!'”Tagged: Attractions, Amusement Parks, Music, food
“Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on…”Tagged: Love, Chemical Reaction, Science, Marriage, Failing Marriage
“Rick: Alright, Morty, I just gotta erhp combine it with some of your DNA. Morty: Oh well, okay. [unzips] Rick: A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs. This isn't Game of Thrones.”Tagged: DNA, hair, Game of Thrones, Sassy
“Rick: Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers, but fucks with you in unforeseeable ways? Bring it to 'Curse Purge Plus'! I-I use science to un-curse the items for cash, and you get to keep the powers. This guy got mysterious…”Tagged: creepy, devil, Powers, Curse, olympics
“Rick: When's the last time you got laid, 'pers? Birdperson: It has been a... challenging mating season for Birdperson.”Tagged: Laid, Mating, Mating Season, Challenging
“It's not the same, Summer! Lincler's a crazed maniac. He's just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral super-leader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln. Turns out that ehh-it just adds up to a lame, weird... loser.”Tagged: Abraham Lincoln, Adolf Hitler, DNA, Maniac, Loser
“Beth: Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards? Jerry: ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid! Rick: Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.”Tagged: Stupid, Redgrin Grumbholt, Diss, backwards
“Morty: If you could get out that whole time why didn't you? Rick: Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty! That's the difference between you and me: I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.”Tagged: Certainty, Burlap Sack, Turds, Diss
“Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.”Tagged: Bets, Lose A Bet, Death, Cage
“So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical.”Tagged: Grandchildren, Pain In My Ass, Sensitive, Clingy, identical
“Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen—I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This…”Tagged: Siblings, Shit, Pieces of Shit, Math, Whiteboard
“Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.”Tagged: Unsustainable, Either, Isn't, Uncertainty
“SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN! This isn't a musical number! This is a fucking... operation, we gotta be cool and fucking lay low.”Tagged: Musical, Operation, Lay Low, Incognito