“Beth: Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards? Jerry: ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid! Rick: Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.”Tagged: Stupid, Redgrin Grumbholt, Diss, backwards
“Morty: If you could get out that whole time why didn't you? Rick: Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty! That's the difference between you and me: I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.”Tagged: Certainty, Burlap Sack, Turds, Diss
“Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.”Tagged: Bets, Lose A Bet, Death, Cage
“So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical.”Tagged: Grandchildren, Pain In My Ass, Sensitive, Clingy, identical
“Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen—I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This…”Tagged: Siblings, Shit, Pieces of Shit, Math, Whiteboard
“Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.”Tagged: Unsustainable, Either, Isn't, Uncertainty