Quotes tagged ‘Guy Advice’

“In order for guys to appreciate you for you, you first need to figure out how to treat and love your body like it’s a temple, or an iPhone before the new version comes out and you stop giving a shit about cracking your screen.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“If you don’t have your shit together enough to genuinely believe that you are fucking amazing and that any guy is lucky to have you, then going on dates is a complete waste of your time. I mean, one of the cornerstones of being a betch is not just knowing you’re the hottest thing in the room, but be…”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Because there are over seven billion people in the world, and more than just one of them is right for you.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Let go of the ridiculous notion of ‘The One.’ Do it, right now. Shut your eyes, picture the words ‘The One’ and then crush them in your mind-vise. There’s no such thing as a soul mate.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“We just mean that a man should complement you, not complete you.”

— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com

“The only reason you should be in a relationship is because your boyfriend/ fiancé/ husband/ lover adds something awesome to your life, not because he completes it.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“And always, always, always be classy!”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Do love yourself.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Do learn to love the chase.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Do make a list of requirements you must have in a relationship.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Don’t rush into sex.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Don’t date him if he doesn’t meet your requirements.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Don’t compete with other women.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Don’t accept last minute dates. If he’s not planning dates accept he’s not interested.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Don’t answer the phone or texts after seven o’clock p.m.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Don’t agree to last minute dates. If he asks to meet that day, tell him you would love to, but can’t. Make a suggestion for at least three days later, or the next week.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Don’t ask him for a date; wait for him to ask you. If he doesn’t ask you, know he’s not interested.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Don’t respond to ‘nothing’ text messages.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Don’t answer every time he calls. For every three attempts he makes only respond to one.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com

“Don’t try to resolve problems by telephone or text messages.”

— Leslie Braswell, amazon.com