Miranda: Twenty dollars for a hamburger. Oh, that's reasonable. Samantha: Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny.
— Michael Patrick King, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com
Surprise him with a hand job when he least expects it. While he's chilling on the couch, cuddle up next to him, trail your fingers down his chest, and unbutton his pants. As you grab him, whisper that you're doing all the work this time.
Handjobs aren’t meant to be given when you’re in bed together. They work best when you’re casually watching TV, so he’ll feel like he got a special little surprise. (Of course, if you want to make him cum faster, you could always turn off the TV and put on a porno.)
Even if you’re not in the mood to lick and suck, you can still use your mouth to catch his cum when he’s all finished. Seeing you swallow is the perfect way to end the occasion.
Don’t assume that because editorials tell us that all men have better orgasms if they’re asses are played with that all men will be open to you touching his anus or perineum (the space between his butt and balls). If you want to test your limits down there, slowly work your way down toward that area…
A nice way to work his balls is to place them in your palm and gently roll them around as if they’re — not the greatest visual, but — a pair of eggs. The closer he gets to orgasm, try tugging on them as you would snatching a grape from a vine.
The worst thing a woman can possibly do in the bedroom is appear completely disinterested in what's going on. This may make a man feel insecure about himself, and ultimately opt for porn. Even if a hand job isn’t your favorite thing to do, don’t let him see that that’s the case.
Experiment with different angles. Most women tend to hold a penis at a 90 degree angle from his body, but going a bit more toward his belly will tend to keep it harder, and going a bit more toward his thighs may make it soften up.
Try running one or two fingers up and down the length of his penis. Using the middle three fingers on both hands, gently press at the base of the penis, moving your hands around the circle like the face of a clock.
Use finesse. I recommend also being creative and having fun. The more fun you’re having, the more fun he’ll be having.
The most common position is where he sits in a chair and you are positioned in front of him on your knees. Make sure that your knees can handle it. If not, get yourself a couple pillows or something soft to put underneath you.
Have him lay on his stomach, and start massaging his upper back, his shoulders, his legs and finally his derriere. Use lubricant if you are doing deep tissue massage. After massaging his back areas, have him turn over and start massaging his feet, then his upper thighs, maybe his arms and then final…
The best thing for a man is to have a woman who is both enthusiastic about it and knows what she is doing.
Make sure you're in a position that is comfortable for you. Lying on your side facing your man, or sitting on his legs are some options.
Ask him to show you with his own hands how he likes to pleasure himself. You can start just watching him, or put your hands over his, or move his hands away to follow his lead.
For many people, pleasure continues after orgasm. If your partner likes, you can continue touching his penis, testicles, or other places on his body to help the moment linger.
You can stroke around his anus. Or you can use the other hand to touch his chest, thighs, or anywhere on his body.
You can either let him ejaculate on his own body, on your body, on a piece of clothing, on the sheets, or on a tissue or rag. You're in charge, so it's your call.
It's okay if you want to masturbate yourself at the same time. Pleasuring yourself while you're giving him a hand job can be twice the turn-on.
Take off any rings or bracelets you’re wearing. They get in the way and feel like rough spots to your husband.
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