“Ed: What happened to your hand, man? Pete: I got mugged on the way home. Ed: By who? Pete: I dunno by some crackheads or something, one of them bit me. Ed: Why’d they bite you? Pete: I don’t know, I didn’t stop to ask them! Now, I have a splitting headache, and your stupid hip-hop isn’t helping. And…”— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com
“My head feels like twenty pounds of Silly Putty. Next time we go playin’ together try not to make me your landing pad, please.”— Stephen J. Cannell, Bill Maxwell, Robert Culp, imdb.com
“You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I'd still never give you nothing more then a headache.”— Tim Minear, Marie Laveau, Angela Bassett, imdb.com
“It feels like Metallica's rehearsing in my head.”— Allison Rymer, Simon Lewis, Alberto Rosende, imdb.com
“Pam: Frickin' head's poundin', I'm sweatin' booze and my mouth's killin' me! Cheryl: You're the one who stuffed four pool balls in it.”— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.com
“Before I had been half an hour home the toothache returned with all its violence. I resolved to have it out early in the morning; but how to get through the night was the first question. The application of pepper and brandy occurred to me. I applied it, and was relieved in ten minutes; but still the…”— Aaron Burr, archive.org