“Pam: Frickin' head's poundin', I'm sweatin' booze and my mouth's killin' me! Cheryl: You're the one who stuffed four pool balls in it.”Tagged: Pool Balls, hurt, Pain, Pounding, Headache
“Ray: Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells! Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!”Tagged: taste, Smells, Gross, If I had a nickle, Guy
“Speaking of, you see the bulge on that towel boy? Man, if I was you, I'd be in this spa 25/8.”Tagged: Bulge, Towel Boy, 24/7, Longer than 24/7, spa
“Pam: This is Rodney, he's the new... whatever... gun librarian. Rodney: Armory supervisor!”Tagged: Guns, Army Supervisor, Gun Librarian, Keeper of Guns, New
“Malory: Alright! I'll think about it. Pam: Is that a real 'you'll think about it,' or a 'Pam, if your pig Leon wins a blue ribbon at the county fair, maybe we won't kill him and eat him for Easter dinner and render what's left into soap,' 'you'll think about it?'”Tagged: Thinking About it, real, Let Down, Maybe, Undecided
“So who wants their ass beat first? And before you decide, keep in mind that I'm gradually goin' to get more tired, but also gradually more berserk”Tagged: Ass Beat, Tired, Berserk, Beat Up