“For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.”— Charles Dickens, amazon.com
“It’s always a source of debate during the holidays: Should my partner and I have sex at mom and dad’s house? Answer: Yes. It not only brings you back to those days when you used to sneak some sexy times in when you were living at home, but the risk of getting caught by mom and dad, at least for some…”— Amanda Chatel, bustle.com
“You don't have to deal with in-laws. Mother-in-law? Need I say more? There is no having to pretend, no having to get along. There’s no having to figure out where to go to make everyone happy during the holidays.”— Vicki L Hodges, pairedlife.com
“It’s the fifth night of Hanukkah! Only one shopping day until the sixth night of Hanukkah!”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“Do you all prefer multi-colored lights or the plain, white ones? Hurry, because it’s cold up here on this ladder.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“Early holiday shoppers: May I suggest my autobiography? It's entertaining, educational, and easy to wrap!”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“After years of pretty amazing birthdays and Christmases we have got gift-giving down to a damn science. We’re the girlfriends and boyfriends who go above and beyond not only because we don’t have an army of siblings to also shop for, but because we grew up on the receiving end and now practice what…”— Kendra Syrdal, thoughtcatalog.com
“Do you know what the three most exciting sounds in the world are? Anchor chains, airplane motors and train whistles.”— George Bailey, James Stewart, imdb.com