Quotes tagged ‘Holidays’

“What's the big deal with Valentine's Day? It's a made-up holiday.”

— Victor Levin, Paul Buchman, Paul Reiser, imdb.com

“I guess no matter who you are or what you believe in, the holidays will still get you down.”

— Joshua Safran, Raina Amin, Yasmine Al Massri, imdb.com

“American Beauty is a rom-com compared to the holidays with my family.”

— Joshua Safran, Caleb Haas, Graham Rogers, imdb.com

“Annie: Hey, you know, don't stay up too late and um... don't eat too much junk food and have a good time! Matt: How are they gonna have a good time if they can't eat junk food and can't stay up late?”

— Brenda Hampton, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com

“Franny: If you join the chastity club, I'll let you go on the Pill for Christmas. Claire: Deal.”

— Rob Ulin, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com

“Summer: What do you want from me, Cohen? Seth: I just want you. Summer: No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freakin' Wonder Woman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left. Seth: I want to make that up to you. Summer: It has nothing to do with me. It'…”

— Allan Heinberg, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com

“Ryan: You'd better pray for a Chrimukkah miracle. Seth: I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.”

— Stephanie Savage, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Seth: So, what's it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah? Ryan: Uh... Seth: Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call... Chrismukkah.”

— Stephanie Savage, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Seth: Ryan, that's extremely minty of you. I didn't even know they had musicals in Chino. I didn't even know they had dancing, or... laughter. Ryan: That's because no one who lived there is as funny as you. Seth: So, we finally agree I'm the funny one. Well, look at that! Looks like we all learned s…”

— Brian Oh, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is a lot? I dream that I eat so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out right at the table. Please do not deny me that.”

— Brian Oh, Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Jamie: Be Yuletide by the time we get back to Leoch. Claire: Christmas. I don't suppose you hang stockings by the fire. Jamie: To dry them off, you mean? Claire: Nevermind.”

— Ronald D. Moore, Claire Randall, Caitriona Balfe, imdb.com

“Morgan: Why am I such an idiot? I keep fooling myself into thinking that one year I am actually going to have a normal Christmas. Sabrina: Morgan, normal is relative. Morgan: Yeah, too bad my relatives aren't normal.”

— Jon Vandergriff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Hey, Roxie, what's your family doing for Christmas? Roxie: The usual. We put up an aluminum tree, get take-out from Taco Bell, and then I watch my Dad and step-mom exchange cartons of Winston Lights. Morgan: Your family exchanges cigarettes? Roxie: Hey, it's just not Christmas without a vis…”

— Jon Vandergriff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Salem, any thoughts on what I should go as for Halloween? Salem: Hmm. Off the top of my head, fashion victim? Sabrina: The only thing lamer than that joke are my plans for Halloween.”

— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Roxie: Miles, tell her that Valentine's Day is nothing more than a bogus holiday engineered by the greeting card industry. Miles: In cahoots with the flower companies and candy manufacturers. I have a hunch the Trilateral Commission is also involved. Sabrina: That's so cute, I never realized how muc…”

— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Libby: What’s your problem, Freak? Hoping Santa will give you a personality this year? Sabrina: And a crossbow!”

— Charlie Tercek, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Hi, I’d like to take half a minute to talk to you about the true meaning of Halloween. It’s not about candy and costumes, it’s about family and showing them how much you care. So, don’t buy into the hype and commercialization of the season. This Halloween, stay home with your loved ones. Ju…”

— Nell Scovell, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year, don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.”

— Brian Boyle, Paul Stroud, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.”

— Gabor Csupo, Arlene Klasky, Angelica Pickles, Cheryl Chase, imdb.com

“This is a religious holiday. When has religion ever caused any trouble?”

— Tina Fey, Kay Cannon, Kenneth Parcell, Jack Mcbrayer, imdb.com