“[on air] I've just been handed a bulletin. [reading in announcer's voice] You've got something between your teeth.”— Susan Silver, Ted Baxter, Ted Knight, imdb.com
“Oprah: Butt-head, you've slept with over 5,000 women. How do you explain the attraction to you? Butt-head: Uh…just look at me!”— Mike Judge, Mike DeSeve, Glenn Eichler, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“Jerry: A house in the Hamptons? George: Yeah. I figured since I was lying about my income for a couple of years, I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons.”— Steve Lookner, imdb.com
“It's not that I don't think you can. I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com