“You can't sell me you fat son of a bitch!”— Patrick Meighan, Meg Griffin (voice), Mila Kunis, imdb.com
“Peter Griffin: Come on, Stewie, your mom and I have something for ya. Stewie Griffin: Oh, let me guess, you've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! Big shock, a Jack pops out. And you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a li…”— Mark Hentemann, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“[to Peter] When the world is mine, your death should be quick and painless.”— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, David Zuckerman, Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com