“Brian Griffin: You are getting a little old for a teddy bear. Stewie Griffin: Brian, I'm one. Brian Griffin: Still?”Tagged: Sassy, Snark, Teddy Bears
“Stewie Griffin: Remember Brian, don't touch anything when we are in the past. Even stepping on a mosquito could create a chain reaction that drastically alters the present. Brian Griffin:Really? Stewie Griffin: Nah you can do whatever you want.”Tagged: Snark, Jokes, Sassy
“Okay, everyone, it's 2:30! Time for dinner! 'Cause on Thanksgiving, 2:30 is dinnertime for some reason!”Tagged: Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Dinner, Snarky
“[Speaking to his family] Well you guys we did it. We finally went to a restaurant without somebody yelling at us, and the rest of the place applauding them.”Tagged: Dysfunctional Families, Sassy, Going Out To Eat