“Peter Griffin: Come on, Stewie, your mom and I have something for ya.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, let me guess, you've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! Big shock, a Jack pops out. And you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.”
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