“Stanley: I feel really awkward with you reading over my shoulder like that, so... Zero: I can’t read.”— Louis Sachar, Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Khleo Thomas, imdb.com
“[singing] And his name's G-A-S-T... I believe there's another T... It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...”— Stephen Chbosky, Evan Spiliotopoulos, imdb.com
“I knew you couldn't drive. I didn't think you couldn't read.”— John Lasseter, Doc Hudson (voice), Paul Newman, imdb.com
“The ordinary man looking at a mountain is like an illiterate person confronted with a Greek manuscript.”— Aleister Crowley, amazon.com
“No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.”— Charles Dickens, amazon.com