“Zero: You know, those stars look like a shovel to me. Stanley: Exactly...Hector, I feel lucky. Zero: [laughing] The onions have gone to your head. Stanley: What do you say we dig one more hole?”Tagged: Onions, Shovel
“Stanley: You know what I keep thinkin’ of? Zero: What? Stanley: How fine this Mary Lou must’ve looked like in a bikini.”Tagged: Bikini
“I’m not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don’t like answering stupid questions.”Tagged: Stupid, stupid questions
“Mr. Pendanski: D-I-G. What does that spell? Zero: [takes shovel and whacks Mr. Pendanski across the face with it] DIG.”Tagged: Shovel, Literal
“Zero: What do you think’s up there? Stanley: I don’t know, a great big Frosty-Freeze? Zero: Good, ’cause I could use a hot fudge sundae.”Tagged: hot fudge sundae, frosty-freeze
“Stanley: I feel really awkward with you reading over my shoulder like that, so... Zero: I can’t read.”Tagged: Illiterate
“Zero: Did they have red X’s on them? Squid: You got Zero to talk. Armpit: Hey, yo—what else can you do, Zero? [Zero looks at his food] Stanley: Yeah. Yeah they did.”Tagged: Mute