Quotes tagged ‘Impotence’

(11 total)

“But guys you cannot blame the wang.”

— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com

“You can't make a soufflé rise twice.”

“There's nothing wrong with me, I mean, I don't like boys.”

— David Newman, Robert Benton, Robert Towne, Clyde Barrow, Warren Beatty, imdb.com

“Selina Meyer: What would you guys do if you had to choose between your cock and your balls? Ben Cafferty: I could lose them both. I mean, at this stage they're purely decorative.”

— Georgia Pritchett, Will Smith, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“Fonzie: You gotta have cousins and in-laws and stuff. I mean, all those people! I got nothing against marriage, but how am I gonna get them all on my bike at the same time? Howard: Marion, do you remember our wedding night? Marion: Howard, we've been married twenty-one years. You can stop apologizin…”

— Joel Kane, Fonzie, Henry Winkler, imdb.com

“Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's NOT that common, it DOESN’T ‘happen to every guy,’ and it IS a big deal! Chandler: I KNEW it!”

— Wil Calhoun, Rachel Green, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com

“It's like a magic trick. Sometimes I think it would be easier to bend a spoon mentally than to make that transformation.”

— Lawrence H. Levy, Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“You know it happens to everybody. It happened to Houdini. And he could get out of a trunk under water with his hands in chains! But he had a problem with that. The miracle is that it ever happens.”

— Lawrence H. Levy, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“It's all your fault! You and Elaine! All that orgasm talk. She did have an orgasm, she didn't have an orgasm. Orgasm this, orgasm that. I got so focused on it. I started to panic and boom, I lost it. I tried everything, I was talking to him: 'Please wake up, do something.'”

— Lawrence H. Levy, Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“I don't like when a woman says, ‘Make love to me.’ It's intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.”

— Pat Robertson, books.google.com