“You are going to change America in a way that usually only war and fluoride can.”Tagged: America, Change, War, fluoride Conspracy
“Kent Davison: The only unthinkable thing is that anything is unthinkable. Ben Cafferty: Kent majored in fortune cookies.”Tagged: Slogans, unthinkable, Fortune Cookies, Sarcasm
“It's this election has just been brutal on me. My eyelids are seriously starting to look like Keith Richards's ball sack.”Tagged: Election, Brutal, Eyelids, Keith Richards, Ball Sack
“Selina Meyer: What would you guys do if you had to choose between your cock and your balls? Ben Cafferty: I could lose them both. I mean, at this stage they're purely decorative.”Tagged: Cock, balls, Impotence, erectile dysfunction
“Feels like I'm trying to urinate in front of a war crimes tribunal.”Tagged: pressure, Simile Examples, War Crimes