“Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It's this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I'm living in The Real World house! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I'm talking about Hawaii, and after! I can…”— Brenda Hsueh, Marshall Eriksen, Jason Segel, imdb.com
“I have asked you kindly to stop that dog from howling all day long, yet he continues to do so. I pleaded with you. I told you how this is destroying my family. We have no peace, no rest. Now I know what kind of a person you are and what kind of a family you are. You are cruel and inconsiderate. You…”— David Berkowitz, murderpedia.org
“There's always that certain group of people, isn't it? They're talking and talking, and everyone around them is shushing them and shushing them. They won't shush. They're the unshushables.”— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“He will never ever apologize. Even if you tell him he needs to. The mere thought of having to apologize to anyone sends him into a temper tantrum.”— Niki McGloster, elitedaily.com