“Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea from your cell mate. Spoken with love, son.”— Sheila Callaghan, Lisa Morales, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com
“I will be home in another ten days and will reveal many things that will make your hair stand on end—assuming that you still have any.”— Groucho Marx, amazon.com
“Why don’t you just cluck off?”— Moira Buffini, Alison Newman, Kitty Carter, Lottie Tolhurst, imdb.com
“Oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid.”— Steve Koren, David Puddy, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com
“All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater."”— Jennifer Crittenden, Jason "Stanky" Hanke, James Spader, imdb.com
“I don't think George has ever thought he's better than anybody.”— Spike Feresten, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world: ‘I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.’”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I think I'm pretty much like you—only successful.”— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I was living in twilight, George. Living in the shadows. Living in the darkness...like you.”— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“I must have been out of my mind. Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? Couldn't respect myself.”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“You've got a demon mind and a devil's womb and heart, and your coochie smells of brimstone and sulfur! I will fuck you up!”— William H. Macy, Steven Schachter, Peggy Gallagher, Louise Fletcher, imdb.com
“Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind.”— Jessie Nickson-Lopez, Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Dustin Henderson, Gaten Matarazzo, imdb.com
“We have this weird thing in the world where you don’t get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are.”— John Green, goodreads.com