Quotes tagged ‘Jokes’
(305 total)
“A blonde wants into the store and says to the employee, 'I'd like to buy this TV.' Employee says, 'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.' The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day, she returns to the same store, but with her hair dyed brown. 'I'd like to buy this TV, please.' 'I'm sorry, miss, but we don…”
— Reddit, reddit.com
“A blonde was pulled over for speeding by a blonde cop and was asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, 'What does a driver's license look like?' Irritated, the blonde cop said, 'You dummy, it's got y…”
— Reddit, reddit.com
“A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money. She wants to write an e-mail to her mother so that her mother can send her some. She goes to an internet café and goes up to the guy at the desk. She says: 'I'm sorry, but I'm broke and I really need to contact my mother. Is there any way I could do tha…”
— Reddit, reddit.com
“A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. 'Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?' The blonde…”
— Reddit, reddit.com
“Two blondes are walking through the woods and come across some tracks. Blonde #1: Awww how cute, deer tracks. Blonde #2: Those are wolf tracks stupid! Blonde #1: NO, my dad taught me about this, These are deer tracks! They keep arguing and 20 minutes later they get hit by a train.”
— Reddit, reddit.com