“Lucy Ricardo: Well it all started when I was a little girl. I was riding around on the streetcar and I looked up and there was a box and it said take one. So I took one. Dr. Tom Robinson: Well there was nothing wrong with that. Lucy Ricardo: Oh yes there waaaas. From then on, I took anything that ca…”— Jess Oppenheimer, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com
“My psychiatrist told me I have kleptomania. He said if I give him back his pen, he'll write me a prescription.”— wackoclown, reddit.com