Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria's curse? I'd like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: Always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and…
— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Sally Owens, Sandra Bullock, imdb.com
Also, the proud owner of a massive penis which he loves to unfurl at any given opportunity. And that's fine, is it? And this lovely man is Martin Lavender. Honest, decent and well educated. All qualities which, in our line of work, are about as much use as an aerated condom.
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