“It’s about time you made me a partner and don’t give me any grief, all right? I’ve already made you a mint.”Tagged: Partner, Business
“You and your student comrades might want to go and live in Russia but, here, in the free West, we try not to inform on our pals.”Tagged: Russia, Snitches, informants
“Look, I need you to calmly put the phone down and tell her I do not work there and you have never heard of me.”Tagged: Lie
“Nothing is certain in life except death and taxes. You know who said that? Some fucking loser. It’s defeatist bullshit designed to make the feeble feel better about their tragic lives.”Tagged: defeatist, Death, Taxes, losers
“Also, the proud owner of a massive penis which he loves to unfurl at any given opportunity. And that's fine, is it? And this lovely man is Martin Lavender. Honest, decent and well educated. All qualities which, in our line of work, are about as much use as an aerated condom.”Tagged: Lavender, condom, Decent, honest