“Also, the proud owner of a massive penis which he loves to unfurl at any given opportunity. And that's fine, is it? And this lovely man is Martin Lavender. Honest, decent and well educated. All qualities which, in our line of work, are about as much use as an aerated condom.”
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Speaking of Lavender.
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