“Holt: Here are two pictures. One is your locker; the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which is which? Peralta: That one's the dump? Holt: They're both your locker.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Captain Ray Holt, Andre Braugher, imdb.com
“I guess I'm just gonna have to mark this locker again. This time in geek blood.”— Mike White, Karen Scarfoli, Rashida Jones, imdb.com